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LIQUEURS

Christmas Wine Tasting - trying the 2012 vintage

Had my third Christmas dinner of the season last night at the Scoutmaster’s. It was the homegroup festive shindig and I was keen to inflict some of my latest concoctions on them, so I took along a bottle each of my 2012 Strawberry…

Trenchfoot · 18 Dec
LIQUEURS

Chili vodka

Was round at Funky T’s for dinner last night and Fendog came in towards the end. He’d been for a run – he’s supposed to be in training for the Jerusalem marathon. I don’t know why anyone would run that far on purpose but he says its…

Trenchfoot · 15 Dec
BEER

Brewing a Simple Oatmeal Stout

For a while now, I’ve been wanting to have a go at making a simple Oatmeal Stout. The addition of a proportion oats to a stout can significantly add to the smoothness and the texture. It imparts proteins, lipids and gums which increase…

Trenchfoot · 9 Oct
BEER

The Return of the Fendog

It was a delight to see Fendog alive and well today and all fears of mass-poisonings have be alleviated. I’d like to think he came all the way back to hear me preach at church this morning but no, he’s taken a midharvest break to pop…

Trenchfoot · 16 Aug
BEER

India Pale Ale #1

Brew day at the Lab as Fendog and I set up an IPA using the recipe below. Again, we used the church’s old Burco boiler (made more efficient after a good descaling). We must remember next time either to do the boil outside or use the…

Trenchfoot · 14 Aug
BEER

Stout #1

Off to visit the Outlaws for a week tomorrow, so it’s a perfect time to set up a brew at home as the fermenter wont be anyone’s way for the coming week. (Space is at a premium at Chez Trenchfoot which is why most of the brewing takes…

Trenchfoot · 7 Aug
BEER

Brewing Software

I have discovered that there is actually specialist software to help you with your beer brewing! The two best that I have seen are Beertools and Beersmith . Both allow you to design, adapt and scale recipes, calculate final colour,…

Trenchfoot · 1 Aug
BEER

The Art of Beer Tasting: serving your beer

When tasting beer, its imporant you serve it correctly to all the proper appreciation of the look, smell and taste of the beer. The first rule is simple : NEVER taste beer directly from the bottle or can it came in.

Trenchfoot · 27 Jul
WINE

Extreme winemaking #2: Coffee Wine

I know it sounds minging, and it probably is. But I thought I would give it a go. This recipe is adapted from one found on Jack Keller’s website . Jack is an elder statesman of winemaking and although his site is in desperate need of a…

Trenchfoot · 19 Jul
BEER

Olde Badger's Crack: Reloaded

A good brew day today! We decided to go back to what we know and set up batch of Olde Badger’s Crack. It knocks the socks off any of the other brews we’ve attempted so far (which is not saying much). However, after the dissapointemt of…

Trenchfoot · 18 Jul
FORAGING

The Lost Plums of Destiny

Two summers ago, I happened to discover a couple of plum trees in the wild, not far from the lane by a village just south of Oxford. They were absolutely laden with fruit and the ground around them was ankle deep in plums. In half an…

Trenchfoot · 17 Jul
WINE

Extreme winemaking #1: Leftovers Wine

Right… needed to clear out the fridge today – otherwise, some of the stuff in there was going to be able walk out on its own soon. Amongst the stuff that had to go was a bowl of strawberries and a bowl of raspberries (both homegrown,…

Trenchfoot · 15 Jul
BEER

Pouring Instructions for Homebrew Beer Labels

Until I get the keg system and counter-pressure bottler that I’ll been praying for (How long, O Lord!) all the homebrew I give away is bottle-conditioned which most people are not used it. I’m sure any of you that are brewers are as…

Trenchfoot · 11 Jul
BANTER

Fendog's Birthday Beer and Cheese

Good time last night at the Beer and Cheese evening for Fendog’s birthday. The present my kids’ got him seemed to be his favourite:

Trenchfoot · 6 Jul
BANTER

My house smells so bad my nose hurts

We have a problem. My house still stinks of cheese and the Boss is due back today. I am beginning to suspect that Fendog has hidden a piece of that french stuff somewhere. Why I oughta…

Trenchfoot · 5 Jul
BEER

Beer and Food Pairing Chart

Trying to decide what cheeses to get for Fendog’s birthday Beer & Cheese evening, I came across this useful chart put together by the Brewers Association. As with all charts it generalises somewhat but still useful.

Trenchfoot · 5 Jul
BEER

The Trouble with English Beer Festivals

The trouble with English beer festival is that they are full of English beers. Now, I’ve got nothing against English beer (I love it!), but it does get a bit samey. For example at the Charlbury Beer Festival we went to at the weekend,…

Trenchfoot · 30 Jun
BANTER

The Homebrew Stigma

Saw a friend today to whom I had recently given a few bottles of my Mucky Pup Oatmeal Stout. He’s a new acquaintance and I hadn’t given him any beer before, so I was keen to hear what he though. I was delighted to hear that he thought…

Trenchfoot · 30 Jun
BEER

Charlbury Beer Festival 2013

Had a nice day yesterday at the Charlbury Beer Festival. Its not one I’ve been to before and I was surprised by its scale and slickness of the operation in such a quiet little Oxfordshire village. Its an open air affair at the local…

Trenchfoot · 30 Jun
BEER

Double Brewday: American Brown and English Pale

What with the wearying demands of fatherhood and Fendog inexplicably active social life, there seem to be very few weekends when we can actually get together to brew. With this in mind, we have decide that all future brewdays will be…

Trenchfoot · 2 Jun
RECIPES

Trenchfoot's Mead

I’m still sore that Fendog stole my idea of making mead. So whilst he’s busy preparing his Leviticus sermon, I thought I would get one on the go this weekend so we can have a good old fashioned brew-off.

Trenchfoot · 24 May
LIQUEURS

Bottling my Slow Gin... (see what I've done there?)

Finally got round to bottling the sloe gin that should have been bottled and drunk months ago! I’m not sure what the effects are of leaving the sloes soaking for so long. But I’m hoping its not too disastrous.

Trenchfoot · 14 May
BEER

New batch of beer supplies

A new batch of ingredients and equipment arrived today courtesy of the Mentor! We have enough kit now for our next three brews and some tools he has specially designed and built.

Trenchfoot · 20 Apr
BANTER

24 Things You Didn't Know About Beer

24 Things You Didn’t Know About Beer 24 Things You Didn’t Know About Beer infographic Related Posts Pouring Instructions for Homebrew Beer Labels Fendog’s Birthday Beer and Cheese Beer and Food Pairing Chart Share This Post Share on Faceboo

Trenchfoot · 2 Apr
BEER

Easter Brewday - Atonement IPA

It’s Easter Day and what better way to celebrate the freedom that Christ’s death and resurrection has won for us than by brewing a batch of beer! As is my habit for Sunday brewdays, I mashed in just before setting off for church and…

Trenchfoot · 31 Mar
BEER

Badger Tasting

Today was the big day – the moment of truth – me, the Fendog, and Bow-wow nipped over to the lab at lunchtime for our first taste of Olde Badgers Crack!

Trenchfoot · 20 Mar
BEER RECIPES

Mysterio's Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Clone

Was looking forward to today’s brewday all week. It would be my first solo all grain brew (since Fendog is off running the Jerusalem marathon), and I would be trying out the mash tun I made last weekend. I got my grain from the Malt…

Trenchfoot · 17 Mar
BEER

How to Make a Really Simple Coolbox Mash Tun

Finally, I got round to making my own mash tun this weekend. Since Fendog took most of our all-grain set-up back to the farm, I have had to make do with extract and partial mash brews. But I just managed to get a cheap cool box from…

Trenchfoot · 10 Mar
BEER

First attempt at brewing beer

We set up our first beer brew today following the Mentor’s instructions and using the ingredients he bought for us. He has been brewing for years but tends not experiement these days. This is his standard tecnique which is designed for…

Trenchfoot · 29 Feb
BEER

Brewday - Windsor Knot IPA

Finally we got round to brewing our royal wedding beer today. Fendog came up from the big smoke and the rain held off sufficiently to brew in the back yard, but it still proved an extremely frustrating day. After some thought, we gave…

Trenchfoot · 27 Feb
BEER

Country Wine for Fendog's Quiz Night

Not satisfied with entering the the Jerusalem marathon, Fendog has planned another charity event in aid of Confident Children out of Conflict .

Trenchfoot · 12 Feb
BEER REVIEWS

Beer Review: London Pride - Fullers

When it comes to English Pale Ale, Fuller’s London Pride is considered by many to be the quintessential classic. Its the draught option at the pub opposite work so I often enjoy a cheeky one at lunchtime. This is not a beer that is…

Trenchfoot · 20 Jan
BEER

At last we meet the Oxford Brewers group

With their monthly meetings on Wednesday evenings, Fendog and I have been unable to meet the Oxford Brewers group as Wednesdays find us hard at prayer and Bible study. Admirable, you may think. But one cannot help recalling the wise…

Trenchfoot · 17 Jan
RECIPES

How to make wine from fruit juice

Using cartons, bottles or tins of fruit juice is probably the easier way to make wine. With the variety on offer these days, you can make some really interesting wines with very little effort. There is no need for straining, mashing,…

Trenchfoot · 1 Jan
BEER

Slurry Tank label design

I’ve put together a label for the Slurry Tank Oatmeal Stout which is conditioning nicely in the shed. Have just realised these are going to be a real pain in the butt to cut out. I shall go back to rectangular labels from now on.

Trenchfoot · 17 Dec 2011
BEER

Far from the Madding Crowd

Work Christmas lunch today at the Red Lion. Haven’t been in there since it was done up. Its pretty nice and the food was good but the beer selection is poor and expensive. Was pleased with the secret santa present I got for the Canary…

Trenchfoot · 12 Dec 2011
BEER

Bottling the Oatmeal Stout

Fendog came round tonight to help bottle the Oatmeal Stout. After my last two nightmare bottling sessions, I was glad of the help. It is so much easier with two, plus I managed to borrow the Geek’s countertop cappper so I had none of the pr

Trenchfoot · 1 Nov 2011
BEER

Beer Labelizer – design your own beer labels

A fellow brewer from the Oxford brewgroup put me onto Beer Labelizer which, dispite the disappointingly American spelling, is a neat little site offering simple templates for you to design your own beer labels. Simply enter a few…

Trenchfoot · 23 Jun 2011
BEER

The Audacity of Hops

Check this out! In what these days is a rare flash of inspiration, I’ve come up with an awesome name for my barleywine: “The Audacity of Hops”. I think that suits it well as it is hopped through the roof, and has vast pretentions of…

Trenchfoot · 18 Jun 2011
BEER

Great Baltic Adventure on the Today Programme

This morning’s “Today” programme on Radio 4 featured an story on the initiative of British brewers to recreate the traditional journey of Russian Imperial Stout by ship from England to St Petersburg. A favourite of Catherine the Great,…

Trenchfoot · 17 Jun 2011
BANTER

The Dandy's Rancid Porter

No, I’m not talking to my friend’s new manservant. I’m referring to his latest effort (if that is not an overstatement) at brewing beer with the Geek. When I talk about homebrewing, friends often say they tried it once (usually as a…

Trenchfoot · 25 May 2011
BEER

Windsor Knot hits the Spot

Ok, I live in the dark ages. I don’t have a TV. I don’t particularly miss it – its just full of sex and violence anyway, and I get enough of that in real life. Except the sex. One noticeable consequence lately though, is that the whole…

Trenchfoot · 29 Apr 2011
WINE

The Parsnip Wine Debacle

If you’ve been following us on Twitter, you know I’ve been trying to recreate my legendary Parsnip wine which put North Wales to sleep in 2006. You’ll also have read that it hasn’t been plain sailing…

Trenchfoot · 2 Apr 2011
BEER

Barleywine Blow-off!

Woah! Returned home to find the walls and ceiling of the utility room completely splattered like an explosion in a sewage plant. And the fermenter was invisible inside a four foot high seeting pile of brown foam. It took ages to clean…

Trenchfoot · 28 Mar 2011
BEER

Another Frustrating Brewday

Another Brewday that took far longer than I was anticipating. The main reason: Fendog bailed on me. Some excuse about getting his nostrils plucked – a likely story. I courageously pressed on on alone. I racked the Windsor Knot into a…

Trenchfoot · 27 Mar 2011
BEER

Reusing yeast

In these times of austerity, and being a tight-arse as well as lazy, I am thinking about reusing the yeast from our current brew (the Windsor Knot IPA) in the next brew that I do.

Trenchfoot · 23 Mar 2011
WINE

Sunday Lunch at Webmonkey's

Was invited round for Sunday lunch at Webmonkey’s today and spent a very pleasant afternoon with him and the Thespian who, despite being afflicted with severe vegetarianism, cooks a mean roast dinner. I thought I would use it as an…

Trenchfoot · 6 Mar 2011
BEER REVIEWS

Beer Review: Oxford Gold - Brakspear

Amber in colour with golden highlights, arriving with a fairly lively carbonation. A thin white head forms but settles down too quickly to a thin ring with a few lacey spots clinging to the glass. The aroma is bright and citrusy and I…

Trenchfoot · 5 Mar 2011
BEER

The degree I should have done

A university in the North Carolina is aiming to sell its own beer and offer a degree in brewing after a class in the subject last year proved extremely successful.

Trenchfoot · 3 Mar 2011
BEER

More on Martin Luther and Beer

Following on from my post last week about Beer in the Letters of Martin Luther, I thought I would share a few more interesting stories about the great Reformer’s love for beer. My favourite Luther quote is one that I expressed myself…

Trenchfoot · 28 Feb 2011
BEER

Honey Ale for the Royal Wedding?

I mentioned in a recent post our intention of following the tradition here in Britain of brewing a commerative beer whenever there is a royal wedding. Hopefully, we will get a brewday for this on Saturday and I thought I’d share a few…

Trenchfoot · 24 Feb 2011
BEER

Beer in the Letters of Martin Luther

Today in 1546, one of our heroes of the faith, the great Reformer Martin Luther died. Luther was a man of startling contrarieties – a brilliant mind whose contribution to Christian theology is inestimable, he was courageous,…

Trenchfoot · 18 Feb 2011
BEER

Beer Review: Hobgoblin - Wychwood Brewery

Wychwood do a good job with their marketing. Their website looks really great and they have worked hard at the dinstinctive branding of their beers. As with all their products, Hobgoblin comes in a eye-catching bottle with an…

Trenchfoot · 17 Feb 2011
BANTER

Chewing the fat with a not-so-fat Dandy

Spent a very pleasant evening last night with the Dandy whom I have not seen since his liposuction. I must say he cuts a fine figure in his new super-skinny jeans though I’m sure he must need some kind of tool to get them on and off.

Trenchfoot · 16 Feb 2011
BEER

Royal Wedding Beer

As we head towards spring here in the UK, royal wedding fever will be hotting up along with the weather. Magazines and websites are already packed with speculation about the dress, the food, the guess, the presents, the ceremony…

Trenchfoot · 10 Feb 2011
BEER

Standing on the shoulders of giants: Arnold of Soissons

Right, I think its about time for another in our series looking at some of our heroes of the faith – the great brewers in Church History. This week its St Arnold of Soisson (also known as Arnoldus), one of the many patron saints of…

Trenchfoot · 1 Feb 2011
BEER

The Art of Beer Tasting: the Meilgaard flavour wheel

Morten Meilgaard is an unsung hero of the brewing world. A brilliant chemical engineer and real ale enthusiast, he basically invented the language used to describe beer. Although human beings have been enjoying the taste of beer for…

Trenchfoot · 30 Sep 2010
WINE

The Lost Wines of Destiny

Whilst clearing out the shed the other day, I unearthed some long lost treasures – boxes and boxes of homemade wine that a packaged up when we moved house last year and promptly forgot about. What a delight to pull out bottle after…

Trenchfoot · 28 Sep 2010